Wanted: A simple cuppa joe priced right for “starving” poets and writers

morning-coffeeStarbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, ‘Jesus! This cup is expensive!’ Conan O’Brian 

… and if it seems expensive to well-paid television personality, O’Brian, imagine what it seems to poor poets and writers.

I stopped with a friend at a Starbuck’s for a quick fix the other day. She is elderly and normally goes to her little neighborhood café – a cozy one-shop family-owned affair – to write. She’s not familiar with the big commercial chains, so it’s not surprising that her conversation with the young barista went something like this:

Friend: “I’ll have a small coffee.”

Barista: “You’ll have a tall coffee.”

Friend: “No. I just want a small coffee.”

Barista: “Oh, yes. A tall coffee is a small coffee.”

Friend: looking a bit cross-eyed, “Ah, okay.”

Barista: “Miss, will that be a decaf.” (It was almost four in the afternoon.)

Friend: “No thank you! I just want a small black coffee.”

Barista: “Okay, a tall regular coffee, no room.”

Wow! I think it took me less time and effort to negotiate the payment on my first house and my friend’s order didn’t even get into the challenges of flavored coffee drinks: “I’ll have a small – no make that a tall – decaf mocha with whipped cream – make that a nonfat, decaf mocha with whipped cream – no hold the whipped cream … do you have soy? – I’ll have a soy decaf mocha with whipped cream. Small. No! I mean tall. Make it iced. Oh, wait a minute. Is your soy gluten-free? I better not take a chance. I’ll have a tall, iced nonfat mocha without whipped cream.Thanks! How much? An arm and a leg! Okay, and here’s my right eye for a tip. Good job! Thank you.” It’s all a bit of a jolt: java jive talk included.

When I finished writing this, I was suddenly compelled to look up the American expression “coppa joe,” which I associate with World War II. Here’s what Wikipedia says of it’s uncertain origin:

  • Possibly a shortening of “cup of jamoke“, from Java + Mocha: this origin was given in a military officer’s manual from 1931, around when the term first appeared.
  • Alternatively, perhaps a use of joe ‎(fellow, guy), signifying that coffee was the drink of the common man.
  • Another theory suggests that US soldiers in World War I (1914-1918) referred to a serving of instant coffee made by the G. Washington Coffee Refining Company(founded in 1910) as a “cup of George”, and that the common abbreviation of the name “George” (“Geo.”) was then read as “Joe”.
  • Another theory derives the term from Josephus Daniels (1862-1948), the Secretary of the U.S. Navy who abolished the officers’ wine mess and thus made coffee the strongest drink available on ships. Snopes considers this is unlikely because it says there is no attestation of the phrase “cup of joe” until 1930, 16 years after the 1914 order banning the wine mess.Confusingly, some other sources consider the Daniels derivation unlikely for the opposite reason: they say “cup of joe” predates the order.

© 2015, words, Jamie Dedes, All rights reserved; photograph courtesy of George Hodan, Public Domain Pictures.net

9 thoughts on “Wanted: A simple cuppa joe priced right for “starving” poets and writers

  1. I prefer Peet’s, where they still understand what a small coffee is! And better yet, I buy Peet’s by the bag at Costco and make it at home. The world of coffee has gotten a bit out of hand.

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  2. Steve & I support our local Milwaukee chain and boycott Starbucks. Still, coffee brewed at home is much cheaper, but feels like less of a treat. The coffee shop atmosphere is something Steve craves, so he takes his book and walks to the local place on mornings that I’m at work. It’s good to see hints of the old icon – local postings of events and lost & found notices on a weathered bulletin board, second-hand couches – and somewhat sad to see all the plugged in devices that people bring in instead of newspapers, magazines, and books.

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    1. The place I’m in right now has a nice sized balcony … really the size of a small room … so that’s my “coffee shop” now when I’m on my own. But I used to be like Steve. I can relate to that. Happy day, Priscilla.

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    1. I agree. That’s why when I’m on my own, I’d just rather go home and have my coffee, made just the way I like you. You too I imagine, Carolyn. I do enjoy a nice tea house on occasion – English or Asian, though they also a pretty expensive here.

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